I hope this Christmas is not finding you with Baa Humbug attitude.s We can let the season get to us. The hustle and bustle, people pushing and shoving as we shop. On the other hand, shopping on-line can be so much easier. Whatever way you shop, I hope you have an enjoyable time. Please, don’t let commercialism distract you from the real reason of Christmas. Here are a couple of wacky jokes to put a smile on your face. Sometimes, the dumber the joke, the better the joke!
The first reindeer seen in a bar
One evening, in a busy lounge in the deep south, a reindeer walked in the door, bellied up to the bar and ordered a martini. Without batting an eye, the bartender mixed and poured the drink, set it in front of the reindeer, and accepted the twenty-dollar bill from the reindeer’s hoof.
As he handed the reindeer some coins in change, he said, “You know, I think you’re the first reindeer I’ve ever seen in here.”
The reindeer looked hard at the hoofful of change and said, “Hmmmpf. Let me tell you something, buddy. At these prices, I’m the last reindeer you’ll see in here.”
You Need to Join the Lord’s Army
Jack was in front of me coming out of church one day, and the preacher was standing at the door as he always is to shake hands. The preacher grabbed Jack by the hand and pulled him aside.
The Pastor said to him, ‘You need to join the Army of the Lord!’
Here’s one for the kids!
Trey: What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog?
Brandon: I give up.
Laugh out loud I might like the one for the kids the best. Although I do like the reindeer joke quite a bit! Have a great day. I will be back on Friday, December 6 with scripture for the week. On Sunday I’ll post my normal blog. Take care and remember Jesus Saves. He is the reason for our living. We live not for possessions, but we are to live to share the miracle of Salvation. If any of you don’t know him, give me a holler and drop me a note. I’ll be glad to share with you what Jesus has done for me and what He can do for you. God Bless you and your family. Do any of you have a joke to share with us? I’d love to read it.