LAUGHTER IS THE BEST MEDICINE

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Okay, people here is the joke for today as promised.

There was a man named Cletus that lived in a small town with only one traffic light. Cletus had saved up his money and bought a mo-ped. One day Cletus was at the light waiting for it to turn green when a shiny new Corvette convertible pulled up next to him. Cletus had never seen anything like this in his life. The Corvette had its top down, so Cletus leans over the side of the car and starts checking out the interior. This annoys the driver of the Corvette, so when the light turns green he steps on the gas, laying down rubber as he leaves the intersection. He gets up to 60 mph when suddenly Cletus flies by him on his mo-ped. 

The driver of the vette says to himself “This clown wants to race.” 

Shifting into 4th gear, he steps on the gas again. He leaves Cletus in his dust as he gets up to 100 mph. Then out of nowhere, he sees Cletus coming up fast in his rearview mirror. He can’t believe it as Cletus flies by him again on his mo-ped. The driver of the Corvette shifts into 6th gear and floors it. He passes Cletus and gets up to 150 mph! Once again, Cletus passes him like he’s standing still. Shocked, the driver of the Covette pulls over to the side of the road. He hears gravel flying and brakes squalling as Cletus pulls up next to him. The driver of the Covette congratulates Cletus on winning the race and asks him what kind of an engine he has in his mo-ped. Puzzled, Cletus replied “Race? I was just trying to get my suspenders off of your side-view mirror.”

There was a man named Cletus that lived in a small town with only one traffic light. Cletus had saved up his money and bought a mo-ped. One day Cletus was at the light waiting for it to turn green when a shiny new Corvette convertible pulled up next to him. Cletus had never seen anything like this in his life. The Corvette had its top down, so Cletus leans over the side of the car and starts checking out the interior. This annoys the driver of the Corvette, so when the light turns green he steps on the gas, laying down rubber as he leaves the intersection. He gets up to 60 mph when suddenly Cletus flies by him on his mo-ped. 

The driver of the vette says to himself “This clown wants to race.” 

Shifting into 4th gear, he steps on the gas again. He leaves Cletus in his dust as he gets up to 100 mph. Then out of nowhere, he sees Cletus coming up fast in his rearview mirror. He can’t believe it as Cletus flies by him again on his mo-ped. The driver of the Corvette shifts into 6th gear and floors it. He passes Cletus and gets up to 150 mph! Once again, Cletus passes him like he’s standing still. Shocked, the driver of the Covette pulls over to the side of the road. He hears gravel flying and brakes squalling as Cletus pulls up next to him. The driver of the Covette congratulates Cletus on winning the race and asks him what kind of an engine he has in his mo-ped.

Puzzled, Cletus replied “Race? I was just trying to get my suspenders off of your side-view mirror.”

Take care. God bless you. Post your joke. We can have an exchange of jokes.

 

 

 

 

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